Bound for Key West

A sailor notices a nun leaving his ship shortly after liberty call was announced. Both walk towards a nearby bus stop and wait. The sailor can't seem to stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that, but first there are some conditions:
#1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic."
The sailor is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"
"OK," the nun says, "Lets walk into that alley so no one will see us." He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. Soon they return as the bus approached.
Seeing the sailor with tears run down his face she asks, "My dear child, why are you crying?" "Forgive me but I have sinned. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's, OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a costume party.”

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