Tom Swifties

Submitted by Captain Pete on Wed, 2010-10-13 14:09
  • "Boy, that sure took the wind out of my sails!" said Tom disgustedly.
  • "Buy me something to drink?" said Tom dryly.
  • "Get away from the dynamite," Tom said explosively.
  • "I commanded a group of ships for a week," Tom said fleetingly.
  • "I forgot what to buy," Tom said listlessly.
  • "I only get Newsweek," said Tom timelessly.
  • "I punched him in the stomach three times," said Tom triumphantly.
  • "I still haven't struck oil," said Tom boringly.
  • "I think I'll use a different font," said Tom boldly.
  • "I want to date around," said Tom unsteadily.
  • "I was adopted," said Tom transparently.
  • "I was removed from office," said Tom disappointedly.
  • "I won the daily double," Tom cried hoarsely.
  • "I don't like hot dogs," Tom said frankly.
  • "I'll pay off that customs official," said Tom dutifully.
  • "I'll try and dig it up for you," Tom said gravely.
  • "I'm back from my lobotomy," said Tom absentmindedly.  
  • "I've lost my trousers," Tom said expansively.
  • "It's the maid's night off," said Tom helplessly.
  • "Keep an eye on that orbit," Tom said watchfully.
  • "Let's get married," said Tom engagingly.
  • "Let's visit tombs," said Tom cryptically.  
  • "Mush!" Tom said huskily.
  • "My pencil is dull," said Tom pointlessly.
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Submitted by Beachesse on Fri, 2010-11-12 00:12.

"Anyone up for a trip to Vegas?", Tom asked winsomely.

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